What I thought: "Really? With three weeks remaining? Where have you been the other 33 weeks? You really think grades move much at the last minute? Have you never heard of the Titanic? How about end-of-season batting averages?"
What I said: "I'd like it if you would bring your son to the conference."
What I thought: "That way he can't play us off each other."
What Mr. X. said: "I'll try to get him to come."
What I thought: "Holy parenting, Batman, that's the problem."
What I would like our background music to be during the conference: CLICK HERE
What I wish Mr. X. had learned earlier: CLICK HERE